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      • Smart Car Radio
        01/29/08
        A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.

        Once at the dealer, she fou

      • A Matter Of State
        01/29/08
        President Vladimir Putin called President Bush with an emergency:
        "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

        "Boris, the American people would be happy t

      • More Gore Quotes
        01/28/08
        "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"

        -- Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93


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        "Verbosity lead

      • Gore Quotes
        01/28/08
        "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

        -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97


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        "For NASA, space is still a high priority."

        -- Vic

      • What Americans Want
        01/28/08
        Tired of his low approval ratings, President Clinton called up the head of the CIA and said, "I want your very best agent over here first thing in the morning."

        Moments later, a call went out to the Middle East, and the most gifted American agent was headed back to Washington.
      • You Might Be Right Wing If
        01/26/08
        You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

        You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend."

        You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
      • More Ways To Be A Good Democrat
        01/26/08
        1. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

        2. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

        3. You have to believe that tax

      • Ways To Be A Good Democrat
        01/26/08
        1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

        2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

        3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law

      • More Bill Clinton One Liners
        01/26/08
        When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."

        If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter spe

      • Bill Clinton One Liners
        01/26/08
        Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you've got!

        "Carter is no longer the worst U.S. President"

        "I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated."

        Thank you, Bill Clinton, for costing me my job. I will repay you in 19

      • Barak Obama Quick Jokes
        01/26/08
        "Over the weekend, Senator Barack Obama visited New Hampshire and thousands of people showed up to hear him speak. The New Hampshire crowds were excited, because apparently, this is the first time they've ever seen an African-American." --Conan O'Brien

        "The Revere

      • More Hillary Clinton Quick Jokes
        01/26/08
        "All the other Democratic candidates are continuing to attack Hillary Clinton. In fact, in the debate the other night, they accused Hillary Clinton of having things both ways. Which is ironic, 'cause Bill's been trying to talk her into that for years." --Jay Leno

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      • Hillary Clinton Quick Jokes
        01/26/08
        "Senator Hillary Clinton is back from her fact-finding trip to Iraq. She had to cut the trip short because she had to address a growing threat here at home -- Barack Obama." --Jay Leno

        "Hillary says she has gotten hundreds of calls telling her to go out on the road and camp